yall virgins still use this shit??? cope. seeing braindead and unrealsitic takes has never been entertaining and it still isnt 7 years post mortem

Anonymous said:

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

They pissed???? That’s craZzzzyyyyyzyzyzyyyyy

Anonymous said:

I want you to know that Tupac and Biggie thing made me choke on my own spit thanks for making my night

Dude fr fr idk what post you’re talking about it’s been like five years here’s me looking fresh tho

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stupidnoobofficial:

Why do I have 10k followers still I haven’t been on this app in like three years yall good?

If you’re still following me you’re legally obligated to mail me 1(one) vape flavor of your choice. Highest nic available pls

Why do I have 10k followers still I haven’t been on this app in like three years yall good?

Anonymous said:

pronoun in bio, opinions automatically meaningless

Shut the fuck up and look at my cars clean ass interior mongoloid

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stupidnoobofficial:

ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

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Sometimes I wish I never made this post

earthamae:

Björk photographed by Nobuyoshi Araki, 1996

i’m gonna put my act score in my bio just to flex on you weirdos